Friday, October 31, 2014
So yes, porn is awesome, and yes, it’s available 24-7 on the Internet, but let’s face it: Sometimes the Internet isn’t reliable enough to meet all of your adult needs. Slow connections cause videos to stop and start, and no one likes a glitchy porn clip. It’s just plain aggravating. Another downside of the Internet? You leave tracks. You can’t just go and cruise adult sites all willy-nilly—you’ve got browser history to worry about, whether you’re on your own computer or someone else’s. Ever had your mom borrow your laptop, only to have your ears pierced with her cries of horror 10 minutes later? “Honey! HONEY! Were you looking at ‘nasty-ass amateurs?’ Why would anyone want to look at this…. oh… oh…. my! You can do that? HONEY!” No? Well, it happens, and it’s not an enjoyable experience.
But now there’s the Flesh Drive. Available in 4GB, 8GB, 16GB and 32GB, the Flesh Drive is a tiny USB flash drive that looks just like every other tiny USB flash drive, only this one is loaded with tons of hot and heavy adult videos. In other words, you can take your porn with you, and you can enjoy it wherever there is a computer handy—no Internet connection required, and no browser history left behind. The Flesh Drive comes in a variety of categories, so whatever your fetish, you’re likely to find the Flesh Drive that’s right for you. Just make sure you don’t get it mixed up with your other flash drive that has your big Power Point presentation for work saved on it.