Ashes to Portraits: transforms the ashes from your loved one in a portrait
Crime Scene Cleaners Inc.
Last Meals Delivery Service: delivers a surprise meal chosen by a death row prisoner
Lastmessagesclub.co.uk: stores good-bye messages to be sent after the client's death
The Last Messages Club is an email service that allows personal notes written prior to one's death to be sent to loved ones in the future. Important documents such as wills and insurance details can also be accessed through the service. Members can write up to 100 emails that can be released once they die at times of their election, such as when a relative or loved one marries or has a child.
Professional Bird Shit Removal: removes the shit from your car or house
Line Standing Service: stands in line for you
Xtreme Taxidermy: freezes dry your pet to have a lasting memorial
EggAlert: sends fertility SMS reminders
Ring4Freedom: gets you rid of unwanted people with a fake call
It's a piece of software that sits in your Windows system tray. Clicking on the icon (or pressing CTRL-D) will send a signal over the Internet to Ring4Freedom's server, which then places a call to your phone. This way, you can tell your unwanted guest that you're expecting an important call, and send them away. The cost? $4.95 per month.